MrPinkskriver

" Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other

' Does this taste funny to you?'

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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It´s either my mum or my dad.
Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.

But I think it's Colin

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Tommy Cooper